WORKS OF WIT AND WAGGERY

WORKS OF WIT AND WAGGERY

A Book of 100-off Aphorisms 

 

“He was one of those unfortunate people who always managed to have the penultimate laugh.”

“God made the world in seven days. Some people see a lot of good in it, but I think He should have stretched it out to at least eight or nine.”

“He was musical throughout his life. Indeed, as he grew older, he became increasingly crotchety and his voice quavered more and more and more.”